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Friday, November 19th, 2004
2:00 am
Sim Torture Illustrated
Check out this edition of the online comic Video Game Cats. Its subject matter will be near and dear to you, I promise.

Saturday, November 13th, 2004
8:02 pm
The other night I decided to torture a family of Sims. I noticed a few things were different. First of all since there were four of them, no matter how much you make them tease, insult, scare, slap or fight each other they social need is always fairly high. The second thing is since there were children in the house, they wouldn't die. They went a week with no food (I'm not sure if starvation will really kill them, I'll have to experiment). I had TWO roaring fires going, but the house never burned down.

There was one weird thing though. No matter how hard I tried, or what was going on, the daughter stayed in the corner the whole time. She never moved. I guess if she had a note book she would've been writing bad poetry.
Monday, October 11th, 2004
3:21 pm
Emotional torture is fun too.
Last night I made a married couple, with opposite personalities. As usual they were in the one room shack, but I also gave them coffee. That made them have to use the bathroom much more frequently. I also decided to make them hate each other. Little by little due to the husbands constant teasing, scaring, insulting and slapping, the wife decided to leave, but it was quite hard for her since there was no door.

I also decided to wake up the husband every time he fell asleep.

And since this time I gave them food, and coffee, there was a LOT of garbage, so much so that it attracted flies.

As usual, lighting the fireplace was their undoing. I'll have to remember not to give them one next time so that the torture will last longer. It would've been funny if the guy drank so much coffee that he pissed the fire out, but I guess the programmers never planned on people like me.
Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
10:17 pm
torture the sims 2
Ok i tried it with the broke family guessing they would get miserable quicker than some of the other families.

I removed doors so they couldnt leave the house, also so they couldnt get into the bathroom etc.

Well they peed themselves countless times and the baby just loved to play in the puddles of piss. I tried to take some snapshots but they didnt turn out.

They all got food poisoning...

The woman somehow got pregnant with no male callers and contact only with her son. Does this mean that theres incest in the sims2?

by the time the baby was born they were in a right mess. They had no fridge, no bin, no chairs at the dining table. most of the floor was covered in piss.

Then the social services woman came and even although there was no door, she still managed to access the family indoors. And she took the middle child first rather than the poor baby left in a pool of wee and having never been fed.

At the same time the social services woman came to take Satan, the baby, the eldest son died.

And you know what? That selfish bitch of a mother didnt even grieve him. I tried to get her to mourn his urn but she continually refused.

There was no clown this time, the woman just curled up and died and that was the end of that game.

Current Mood: evil
Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
4:37 pm
Hello all. It is I, the creator of the Sims-torturing post that nematoddity was so kind to repost.
I wish I could afford Sims 2. I'm sure there are plenty of lovely NEW ways to torture them to death, heh.
In the meantime, there's always the classic "not enough walls" method. Two people. Severely incompatable. One bed. A TV across the map. A fridge. A toilet (in the open.) Dressed as gladiators. Ahh, broken homes.
Sometime if you're interested, children, gather 'round and I'll tell you the tale of the time I installed "Black & White."
Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
9:44 pm
Well here we are.
Today was my first experience with Sim torture. In fact it was my first time playing The Sims at all. I started simple. I used the generic female roommates, and built them a tiny little house. Shortly after moving in they had made some garbage, I'm not really sure where it came from, it just kind of appeared. The garbage fairy maybe. Anyway apparently the blond is a bit of a neat freak. She was constantly trying to clean up the trash. I got tired of hearing her say "EWWWW" pick up the garbage, walk two steps (I said the place was tiny), drop it, and start over. So I started a fire in the fire place and tried to get her to toss the trash in. Instead, the garbage caught fire in the center of the room. Then it spread to the pantry, and the chair. That was the end of their furniture. Soon the whole floor was on fire. Sims scream a lot when they're engulfed in flames, and it takes a while for them to be cremated. Death showed up, but couldn't get in, becuase I took the door away from the Sims shortly after they both got in the death trap.

I'm sure as soon as I get more comfortable (and maybe read the directions) I'll be posting even more evil things to do to innocent people that don't exist.
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